Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hey You

Yes you. With the murder weapons plastered to your fingers. Yes, I was taking pictures of you while we were standing in line at Wendy's... I know that you saw the flash, but I did a great job of playing it off like I was showing Mr. AFRo something didn't I?

Seriously though... no ma'am! Those things are not okay. That is gross. I heard you tell the lady at the counter that they were real and you seemed awfully proud that you'd accomplished such a feat, but what you didn't realize is that everyone in the line behind you enjoyed watching the fear across the employee's face when you whipped out a $20 bill with those things. It was priceless. Trust me. I understood because I felt a little scared myself being in such close proximity with nails that looked like that.

Out of all the fingernail polish colors out there, you had to choose one that looks like blood? Gross. You really could use some lessons in personal hygeine. How do you even go about daily life as "Edward Scissorhands?" I don't even have the energy to continue my thought process on this... so cut those things off. I'm just sayin.

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13 comments:

BFF said...

Your just jealous...ha. Looks like she doesn't have the bad habit of biting them like you :)

Danielle said...

Gag! that's disgusting.

How do you think she wipes her ass?

I just gagged again!

Kira said...

Ew, ew, EW! Forget picking her nose, she could pick her BRAIN with those things. Nasty.

Natalie said...

Those are seriously vile. How does she function with those talons on her hands?

Smoochiefrog said...

Dude. Those are just gross!

~Sheila~ said...

Yeah. I agree with everyone but have you seen how long people will let their TOENAILS grow???

Google it.

Get grossed out.

Thank me later.

You're welcome!

Joy said...

I am more worried about how she wipes her whoha with those things-yuck

Migraine Mom said...

EWWW..enough said...I think I threw up in my mouth a little...

Bad Mommy said...

I just barfed. Seriously.

How the hell could you do anything with those?

Jaci said...

Seriously? That woman must do NOTHING all day to let them get that long. I can imagine her watching TV and rubbing Vitamin E capsules on her weird nails, while flipping through the remote with her toes.

Melodie said...

OH.MY.GAWD! And she's PROUD of them?! NASTY!

And that pic scared Katie when she saw it, too.

Lisa.Y. said...

I'd bet they are real, too. Take a good look at the underside of that pinky nail.

gross. me. out. Ew, I mean seriously, Ew.

Philly said...

Nasty looking. The color of the polish prob wouldn't look so bad if she didn't have claws. She must go through a bottle every times she gets them done.